Sam Levenson

“Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children.”

“Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle.”

“Remember when your mother used to say, ‘Go to your room’—? This was a terrible penalty. Now when a mother says the same thing, a kid goes to his room.  There he's got an air-conditioner, a TV set, an inter-com, a shortwave radio--he's better off than he was in the first place.”