Doug Larson

“Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.”

“Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.”

“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.”

“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”

“The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.”

“Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.”