Winnie the Pooh

“A day without you is like a day without honey.” [Winnie the Pooh]

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." [Winnie the Pooh]

“It's snowing still. And freezing. However, we haven't had an earthquake lately.” [Eeyore]

"Friendship," said Pooh, "is a very Comforting sort of Thing."

“ I'm not going to do Nothing anymore.”

“Never again?”

“Well, not so much. They don't let you.”  [Pooh, Christopher Robin, Pooh]

“It's a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees,

They'd build their nests at the bottom of trees.

And that being so (if the Bees were Bears),

We shouldn't have to climb up all these stairs.”  [Pooh]

“My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.”  [Pooh]

“Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.

 'Pooh!' he whispered.

 'Yes Piglet?'

 'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.  'I just wanted to be sure of you.' ”

“ ‘Pooh,’ said Rabbit kindly, ‘you haven't any brain.’

“ ‘I know,’ said Pooh humbly.”

“Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.”  [Winnie the Pooh]

" ‘Some have brains, and some haven't,’ Pooh says, ‘and there it is.’ "

“There are those who will wish you a good morning. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.”  [Eeyore]

“To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.”  [Eeyore]

“When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.”  [Winnie the Pooh]

“When you fall on someone, it is not enough to say you didn't mean to, after all, he probably didn't mean to be underneath you.” [Piglet]

" ‘When you wake up in the morning, Pooh, what's the first thing you say to yourself?’

“ ‘What's for breakfast?’ said Pooh.  ‘What do you say, Piglet?’

" ‘I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?’ said Piglet.

“Pooh nodded thoughtfully.  ‘It's the same thing,’ he said.”

“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”