Earl Wilson
“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
“When George Jessel took Lena Horne to a famous restaurant, the doorman asked, ‘Who made your reservations?’ Jessel replied, ‘Abraham Lincoln.’ ”