Lily Tomlin
“For fast acting relief try slowing down.”
“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”
“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
“Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?”