
“Count the day won when, turning on its axis,
This earth imposes no additional taxes.”
“Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.”
“I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.”
“Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.”
“Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.”
“The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.”
“To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.”