Star Wars

“Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!”

“I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.”  [Leia]

“I take orders from just one person: Me!”  [Han Solo]

“If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”  [Ben Kenobi]

“I'm responsible these days. It's the price you pay for being successful.”  [Lando]

“In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.”  [Ben Kenobi]

“I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move.”  [C-3PO]

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?”  [Yoda]

“Someday you're gonna be wrong, and I just hope I'm there to see it.”  [Princess Leia]

“Thank the maker!”  [C-3PO]

“Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!”  [Han Solo]

“Wars not make one great.”  [Yoda]

“We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.”  [C-3PO]

“Well, short help is better than no help at all...”  [Han Solo, concerning Ewoks]

“What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?”  [Han Solo]

“When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.”  [Yoda]

“Who's the more foolish... the fool or the fool who follows him?”  [Ben Kenobi]

“You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!”  [C-3PO]

“Your overconfidence is your weakness.”  [Luke Skywalker]