
“...and that, my liege is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.” (Sir Bedevere)
“This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.” (King Arthur)
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?” (soldier)
“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” (French Soldier)
“This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.” (King of Swamp Castle)