Franklin P. JONES

“A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.”

“An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.”

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.”

“Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.”

“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.”

“Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that makes it.”

“Originality is the art of concealing your source.”

“Silence gives consent, or a horrible feeling that nobody's listening.”

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”

“You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.”