
“It’s amazing what a few kind words and a smile can do for a dog.” [Hank the Cowdog]
“Looks ain’t everything in this life, unless you happen to look like a turkey buzzard, and then they’re pretty crucial. It’s hard to be friendly to something that ugly.” [Hank the Cowdog]
“There’s a thin line between heroism and stupidity, and I try to stay on the south side of it.” [Hank the Cowdog]